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Forum Post: Have any of you seen my dog!

Posted 12 years ago on Nov. 4, 2011, 6:31 p.m. EST by dugfmjamul (101)
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I have a dog named 'Democrat'.

I went down last Monday morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and he makes me feel guilty because he is a dog.

My dog 'Democrat' gets his first welfare check during the first week of December but my 'Liberal' wife dress him in a squirrel costume and took him to protest in the OWS Movement and hasn’t been back since.

Have any of you seen my dog 'Democrat'?



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[-] 2 points by elephant (19) 12 years ago

Its not smart to piss us off, we out number you! tyou won't like us when we are angry lol That is how the 1% feel about the 99% (US) - we are all - Lazy, can't speak English, bastards - lets all rebel and take our country back from the rich greedy corrupt 1%.-- Then the !% will be our dog (bitch)

[-] 0 points by FreeDiscussion1 (109) 12 years ago

I love the GOP elephant logo. Thanks for your support.


[-] 1 points by zymergy (236) 12 years ago

Enjoyed your humor, hope that you are still reading this FORUM. Of course, humor is what it is because it exposes some of the truth. My wife is so fond of our dog that I'm afraid that I will return home some day and find our dog not at the table, but on the table with rice and tofu.

[-] 1 points by daverao (124) 12 years ago

No drug test.


[-] 1 points by dugfmjamul (101) 12 years ago

Of course not, I live in the Union of Socialist Counties of California...we don't need no stinking 'drug test' just to go on welfare, it's a right in California to be on welfare and smoke marijuana.

[-] 1 points by conservative2point0aceofspades (7) 12 years ago

of course your little liberal getting dog is getting handouts HE"S Liberal!!!!!

[-] 1 points by dugfmjamul (101) 12 years ago

Me thinks that's the difference between owning a dog vice owning a wolf is, a wolf can fend for themselves without the assistance of mankind. But the wolf's 'Independence' of man has made the creature on the verge of extinction, where the coyote has learned to adapt to man by eating his pets while the dog must depend on man for its very survival as a breed and livelihood....just some thoughts to chew on while you are looking for my dog 'democrat'!

[-] 1 points by ibeatupowsmembers (11) 12 years ago

I think he's over at the kitchen getting "free hand outs"


[-] -2 points by FreeDiscussion1 (109) 12 years ago

Be careful. In the camp they will WOK your dog.