Posted 4 years ago on Nov. 4, 2011, 6:31 p.m. EST by dugfmjamul
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I have a dog named 'Democrat'.
I went down last Monday morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and he makes me feel guilty because he is a dog.
My dog 'Democrat' gets his first welfare check during the first week of December but my 'Liberal' wife dress him in a squirrel costume and took him to protest in the OWS Movement and hasn’t been back since.
Have any of you seen my dog 'Democrat'?