Posted 5 years ago on March 10, 2012, 1:34 p.m. EST by lgarz
from New York, NY
This content is user submitted and not an official statement
Think about it. What divine force propelled Obama into the Presidency? The Internet. What all powerful being fathered the Arab Spring? The Internet. What Super Hero rescued Planned Parenthood from death? The World Wide Web. What Almighty voice spoke to the Wage Slaves of America that stirred them to revolt against Wall Street? That’s right, the Net.
The Internet is the collective conscience of the World. The Wisdom of the Planet can be found on the Web. Cruelty and God like vengeance is rained down on “Sinners” by the Internet. Satan infests the Web working every day to subvert Gods good works, but the bright light of truth from the Web makes the Trolls, his Minions scurry back under their Rocks. The world speaks to you over the Web. Prayers are answered by the Net, and lives are saved.
The Internet knows if you’ve been good or bad. It knows when you are sleeping. It knows when you’re awake. It knows what you like, who you like, why you like them, and where you’re going tonight! It knows what you got your Wife for Christmas, and what you brought your Girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. The internet is all knowing, all seeing, and all powerful.
The Internet waves its hand, and jobs are created, people are blessed by new found love, old friends are reunited, the lost are found, families are connected, and spiritual questions are answered. What do you call an entity that can do all that?
No my friends, the Internet is God, and God is in the Internet. The World Wide Web is the physical manifestation of God on Earth. So, when the Internet speaks to you, I suggest you listen. Did you see the tape on that Warlord?? Watch what happens to him. Rush, are you listening?