Posted 5 years ago on March 22, 2012, 1:03 a.m. EST by shoozTroll
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Here's a way to bring integrity back to WallStreet, and make all the real investors a ton 'o" cash!.
With all the jobs we're losing to robots and outsoursing, it's time for the highest salaries to "share the pain".
For all of you who pick on teachers, construction workers, garbage men, the old lady at 7-11, the waiters and waitress's and folks who lost even those jobs, because they just weren't good enough.
It behooves me to inform you that chimpanzees, in many tests, have proven to be up to 95% better at picking funds and stocks!!!!
And they'll work for a bunch of cavendish!!!
Most of the rest can be done by computer!!! .
NO more monkey shines with chimps!!!
Could your CEO be next?