Forum Post: credit crunch, a critical acclaim of the movie we've been waiting for for 4 years

Like millions of other people throughout the world, I have been looking forward to watching a movie that will absolutely nail the credit crunch, without doubt the greatest con in the history of the entire world. Four years into the crisis that has ruined millions of lives, I am afraid I am still waiting. As consolation, I have come up with a critical acclaim of the reality one. The one that many of us live every single day. In other words, the real movie. So, here goes...

"Shot amid the smouldering ruins of a once proud empire, at sub-prime slums in North America, Europe and Asia, THE CREDIT CRUNCH retains its power to provoke and startle. With a stellar cast comprising some of Wall Street's most prolific swindlers, this is a thoroughly fraudulent and immoral piece, wild, shitty and fatally bankrupt.

In this crunching new production, starring Bernie 'The Grim Reaper' Madoff and Lloyd 'God's Banker' Blankfein, the former revealing a much darker side than he does on Florida's Palm Beach golf courses, this is the definitive blueprint for organised crime. With Frederick Anderson Goodwin, the British Fiend Formally Known as Sir Fred 'The Freak of Nature' giving a flawless cameo as the greedy pensioner, Wall Street’s latest reality show is set to be another money grabber at the Bank Office.

Directed by Dick 'The Gorilla' Fuld, the reviled ringleader of the gut-wrenching horror 'The Lehman Brothers', this bankbuster sees the notorious ensemble plunge to fresh depths of human depravity. Already odds-on favourite for a clean sweep at the 'Rotten Shame Awards', here is a tragedy of Greek proportions. "

You can see a full-colour newspaper snapshot of the critical acclaim on http://www.maverickonomics.com/2011/12/16/wall-street-a-critical-aclaim/