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Forum Post: Breaking News: Federal Government Creates New Job for Occupy Protesters

Posted 12 years ago on Oct. 13, 2011, 6:42 p.m. EST by murphdog710 (0)
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Desired Skills: ---Must be proficient in walking ---Ability to blame others for own shortcomings ---A strong overall sense of entitlement for no reason ---Sign-carrying experience desired, spelling and punctuation not a requirement

Starting Pay: You tell us, it wouldn't be fair for us to have a salary scale. Hierarchies are mean. We will just pay everyone 500k per year and call it a day.

Duties/Responsibilities: We can figure that out later, not important.

Number of jobs available: Unlimited! Forget if your work produces revenue, we will all create extra money for you by thinking about flowers and butterflies.

Submit Application to: Mrs. Karla Marks, Suite 11 135 Hammer and Sickle Way, USSA

Application Deadline: November 5, 2012 (socialism dies on November 6, so hurry up!)



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[-] 2 points by fivetimesthefun (107) from Queens, NY 12 years ago

Aw, you're so clever. I suggest you turn that into an email forward and send it out to all your low IQ buddies to wank to.

Then start a blog and maybe snopes.com will link to you and you can become internet famous!

[-] 1 points by atki4564 (1259) from Lake Placid, FL 12 years ago

Many more people will come to your side when you are proactive (for “new” Business & Government solutions), instead of reactive (against “old” Business & Government solutions), which is why what we most immediately need is a comprehensive “new” strategy that implements all our various demands at the same time, including yours, and although I'm all in favor of taking down today's ineffective and inefficient Top 10% Management System of Business & Government, there's only one way to do it – by fighting bankers as bankers ourselves. Consequently, I have posted a 1-page Summary of the Strategic Legal Policies, Organizational Operating Structures, and Tactical Investment Procedures necessary to do so at:




if you want to be 1 of 100,000 “support clicks” needed at AmericansElect.org to support a Presidential Candidate – such as anyone you'd like to draft – in support of the above bank-focused platform.

Most importantly, remember that any candidate, regardless of party, is a straw man, a puppet; it's the STRATEGY – the sequence of steps – that people organize themselves behind, in military internet formation of their purchasing and investment power, that's important. Therefore, please read and think critically about the 1st link and join the 2nd link and you'll see and feel exactly what I mean.