Posted 4 years ago on Oct. 13, 2011, 6:42 p.m. EST by murphdog710
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Desired Skills: ---Must be proficient in walking ---Ability to blame others for own shortcomings ---A strong overall sense of entitlement for no reason ---Sign-carrying experience desired, spelling and punctuation not a requirement
Starting Pay: You tell us, it wouldn't be fair for us to have a salary scale. Hierarchies are mean. We will just pay everyone 500k per year and call it a day.
Duties/Responsibilities: We can figure that out later, not important.
Number of jobs available: Unlimited! Forget if your work produces revenue, we will all create extra money for you by thinking about flowers and butterflies.
Submit Application to: Mrs. Karla Marks, Suite 11 135 Hammer and Sickle Way, USSA
Application Deadline: November 5, 2012 (socialism dies on November 6, so hurry up!)