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Posted 10 years ago on Dec. 31, 2011, 8:41 a.m. EST by theend2012 (10) from New York, NY
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The TRUTH About Black Helicopters! Secrets THEY Don't Want You To Know About!

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What Are Black Helicopters?

Black Helicopters (BH) are not just helicopters with a black paint-job as you may have been told. They are, in fact, autonomous agents -- lifeforms -- created by New World Order (NWO) agencies via nanobiotechnology. Their primary purpose is to spy on the activities of average citizens in order to gather tactical information and discover "subversives" who are not bowing to the will of the Liberati's UN-backed Federal Government. Furthermore, when the NWO Invasion takes place in the not-too-distant future, they will round up citizens for internment in concentration camps or carry out the elimination of the more vocally anti-Liberati. Reproduction, Development, & LifestylBlack Helicopters have a complex reproductive cycle with different phases. They start out as seed crystals that are injected into a biological host organism -- typically cattle but occasionally humans -- by either human technicians or other Black Helicopters. It has also been theorized that seed crystals have been sprayed from military and possibly civil aircraft in the form of so-called "chemtrails", which then enter the body of a host via the food and/or water supply or direct dermal contact. The inoculated seed crystal uses nanobiotechnology -- which incorporates nano-scale self-manufacturing robotics with biological control systems created using genetic engineering -- to grow with material synthesized from the host's organs. After being injected into the head of a cattle, typically the seed crystal enters the blood stream where it travels to the intestines, along the way gathering various needed compounds from different systems. Once there, it quickly develops into a Microscopic Black Helicopter (MBH).

These small and simplified versions of BHs will either stay in the host and continue growing to maturity or they will sometimes exit the body at this stage, usually burrowing through the skin. MBHs that grow to maturity in their hosts will later go on to become the full size BHs that most people report seeing. After a few weeks, the MBH grows large enough (about 20-30 cm in length,) that it bursts forth from the guts of its host. This artificial live birth leaves the host organism dead and is the source of most cattle mutilations. Bursting is usually timed so that it occurs at night, providing cover of darkness. After the burst, the new BH takes a few minutes for its props to unfold and harden before flying off. Once old enough to burst from its host, it has the ability to gather further minerals and proteins from its environment, allowing it to grow to full mature size (up to 18 meters long.)

These macroscopic BHs that



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[-] 1 points by valfather (286) 10 years ago

More real black helicopters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucf_OI8XH1M

[-] 1 points by valfather (286) 10 years ago


[-] 0 points by Thrasymaque (-2138) 10 years ago

I saw an extraterrestrial once. His name was BlueRose.

"Black Helicopters (BH) are not just helicopters with a black paint-job as you may have been told. They are, in fact, autonomous agents -- lifeforms -- created by New World Order (NWO) agencies via nanobiotechnology."

Lol! This posting really deserves a defacing. I'll come back in 2012 and take care of this. Meanwhile, please make us laugh with stories of helicopter shaped lifeforms.

[-] 0 points by NightShade (163) 10 years ago

I see black shaped lifeforms when I go out my house all the fucking time!

[-] 0 points by theend2012 (10) from New York, NY 10 years ago

you cannot deface Positiveprophets2012 , because we are the future and those who oppose us become the past , so deface my butt because i am coming to abduct all you lamb fucks and i will insert my extraterrestrial probe so far into your worthless human rectum , that you will have to have it surgically removed , we are the future we are not from this planet but its our home too , so we will stay and invade your ass while you are sleeping and you won,t feel a thing when you wake up ,

[-] 1 points by GirlFriday (17435) 10 years ago

Now that is funny.

[-] 0 points by theend2012 (10) from New York, NY 10 years ago

yea i kind of like your comments as well , but you know what i do not like ? , the post i read last night about a guy who commits rapes at occupy sites and then brags about it on this site and they let him get away with it, so i am going to occupy his ass with my probe ,

[-] 0 points by theend2012 (10) from New York, NY 10 years ago

Bamm positive prophets, 2012 strikes again , if you don,t like this post or don,t agree then you are an enemy of the free world and can get fucked because we have extraterrestrial technology ,

[-] 1 points by valfather (286) 10 years ago

You do seem kind of "lunar".

[-] 0 points by theend2012 (10) from New York, NY 10 years ago

well thank you very much as a matter of fact i have some new you tube videos and my favorite effect for vocals is the lunar bounce in garage band , if would like them out go to you tube and just type in , jazzynorthernfusion videos, and you will see my space videos and hear my lunar bounce and realize that i do have paranormal capabilities , more than some not as much as others , so if you got some free time check them out and let me know what you think they are all dedicated to OWS , and while i visit these sites and see no progress i am making huge progress on my own and will continue to assist OWS in my own way space and tiem kind of like Frank Sinatra if he was extraterrestrial , ,