Posted 7 years ago on March 26, 2012, 12:31 p.m. EST by TrevorMnemonic
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"No, you read that right. You might think birthers are crazy conspiracy theorists, but you can't say they're inconsistent. The fringe group of politicians and concerned voters who have long dogged President Obama for "proof" that he is a natural born citizen are now targeting Mitt Romney. They demand that the California Secretary of State produce evidence that Mitt is eligible to run for president. One birther explains that Romney's citizenship is up for debate because his dad was born in Mexico. Thats right, Mitt Romney's father was born in the Mexican colony that Mitt's great-grandfather founded after fleeing the United States so he could stay married to Romney's four great-grandmothers. Let's all just let that sink in for a moment."
Now if this story isn't hilarious, I don't know what is. They should also test him to make sure he's not really a robot.
"The trees are the perfect height" - Mitt Romney 2012 (this should be his campaign slogan lulz)
What a ridiculous election 2012 is going to be.