Forum Post: Attn: Dirty Hippie chicks
Posted 13 years ago on Oct. 14, 2011, 12:27 a.m. EST by MikeyD
(581)
from Alameda, CA
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As a member of the 1%, I want to assure you that you will not be left on your own when your dirty smelly boyfriends are arrested tonight/tomorrow.
My stretch hummer limo will be parked just a block away on Pine st, and I would like to offer its shelter to you, as your boyfriends are being billy clubbed/maced/processed downtown. I have an understanding with the fine folks at the Capital Grill that will allow you to get cleaned up, and wash weeks of filth and patchouli oil off before entering the limo. I will also be providing fresh clothing so there is no need to worry about that.
It's an 18 person setup, but I'll only be admitting 12 of you at a time for one hour sessions of "comfort and consolation". I'll be there from 6am to 12 noon, at which point I will be leaving on my private jet for my residence on Grand Cayman with the two girls who need comfort and consolation the most.
Hope to see you there.
Funny. I accept it as satire. A "stretch hummer limo" -- seriously-- lol -- I would love to see such a gargantuan chimera of bad taste. Alas, your stereotype of "dirty hippie chicks" drenched in "patchouli oil" is about 40 years out of date. LOL !
So ,your working on an Associates Degree at community college and playing World of Warcraft?
Kudos to you sir! You nearly have me pegged. I actually never even applied to college, so I guess you could say I am working on my associates degree.
I'm not a World of Warcraft player, but I do enjoy another MMO called Entropia Universe, Very intuitive of you!
Only two?!
Yes, only two. Even with two it often turns into a scene by the second night. I'm not a big fan of chick fights. Its embarrassing.
A few other footnotes I forgot in my post.
I don't have any clothing available over size 4
If you would like to reserve a spot for tomorrow, message me with a link to your picture
You are a pitiful troll. Why dont you do something meaningful with your life instead of post this garbage?
your a sick perverted souless little man..limp dick freak
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