Posted 5 years ago on May 8, 2013, 2:12 p.m. EST by TheLoneWolf
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Fatter yes. Dumber, most likely.
Americans are intellectually lost. They can no longer separate fantasy from reality. 5% believe in Icke's lizard men, 26% believe Obama is the anti-christ. 54% of Americans believe vaccinations are dangerous or they don't understand them.
Basic science is out the door. The history channel talks about alien anal probings, a subject Americans love. 25% of Americans believe they have been anally probed. Not with a tender finger, but with a cold metallic device.
911 truth, chemtrails, baking soda that cures cancer, Fema camps, etc... these are the subjects Americans consider as being intellectual.
Don't drink tap water Yankee. There's fluoride in it, and you know the commies put that there for a reason. By some more plastic water bottles and keep polluting the earth.
49% of Americans don't believe in the scientific consensus on global warming. Nope, instead they believe scientists worldwide are conspiring to trick us. They must all have been paid off by Exxon.