Posted 4 years ago on Feb. 13, 2012, 9:25 p.m. EST by SpartacusTheSlave
from Las Vegas, NV
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Q: What's black on the outside and white on the inside? A: Whitney Houston's nose!
When Whitney Houston was told to "say no to crack," unfortunately she thought that meant to pull her pants up.
Why did Whitney Houston snort Splenda? She thought that it was Diet Coke.
What was Whitney Houston's favorite movie? Waiting to Exhale.
What was Whitney Houston's worst hit? The one that killed her.
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car? At least my car can hit 50.
I heard her drug dealer is inconsolable. Whitney's new body guard is embalming fluid. What did Whitney and Apollo 13 have in common? A crack problem.
My friend says its started snowing,,,, I had to tell her that's not snow. It's Whitney, just dropped her coke stash as she flies past on her way to heaven,,,,
Whitney Houston took February's 'black HISTORY month' waaay too literally this year.
Bobby Brown was spotted at a sports store this morning, he was buying a punching bag because his old one is dead.
Today drug cartels will be hanging their Mexican flags at half mast, R.I.P. Whitney.
Whats ironic is that Whitney was found dead in her bath tub, obviously she was trying to get clean.
What were Whitney's last 2 hits? The crack pipe and The bathtub.