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Forum Post: Adam Carolla Rails Against Occupy ‘Ass Douches’ In Rant: ‘F**king Self-Entitled Monsters’....

Posted 10 years ago on Dec. 1, 2011, 6:29 p.m. EST by brettdecker (68)
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So, what was it that inspired the Occupy movement? Was it a growing realization that the privileged had been gaming the system, making transition between social classes nearly impossible? Was it annoyance at a corrupt collusion between politicians and banks, one that kept those responsible for ruining our economy for future generations out of prison? Or was it simply a feeling that, were no one to speak up, things would continue to get worse? Well, according to Adam Carolla, the blame lies squarely on one sinister culprit; participation medals. In a lengthy rant on his hugely popular podcast, Carolla explained just how growing up in a culture of entitlement had created a generation of, as he sees it, “ass douches.”




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[-] 3 points by moediggity (646) from Houston, TX 10 years ago

So someone that has failed at just about every tv show that he has been a part of, and some one that can't even hold down a steady job, who practically begs people to laugh at his shitty jokes, is calling people names.....riiiiiiiiiight. I really don't see how OWS is a bunch of self-entitled monsters. It was him and his generation that told us after all that, If you work hard and go to school, you can get a good job. Typical boomer trash.

[-] 3 points by Just1MoreVoice (76) 10 years ago

And Adam Carolla's opinion is important.. why?

[-] -1 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

If you listened to it you'd know.

[-] 1 points by helloperator (1) 10 years ago

How come its so hard to find that clip where Adam Carolla totally freudian slips and exclaims, "All the] greatest chefs in the world are guys: Emeril Legasse, Paul Prudhomme, Wolfgang Puck. All penises last time I sucked ........checked." I really find it odd that I can't do a normal search for this. http://www.tv.com/shows/too-late-with-adam-carolla/episode-31-519552/trivia/

[-] 1 points by ronimacarroni (1089) 10 years ago

If there's one fucked up generation is generation X.

They grew up during the cold war and they were told to duck and cover in case the soviets dropped an atomic bomb.

Now every time a newscasters mentions that something could be associated with socialism they go ape shit.

Then they bitch about this generation to make themselves feel better about the fact that they are the ass-dousches and this generation has barely made it to the lackluster job market.


[-] 1 points by hawk66 (1) from Atlantic Beach, NY 10 years ago

They are the Ass-Douche Generation! Most of them can't even read or write, or add or subtract properly, have never held jobs, and have been on one type of prescription medication or another since they were toddlers for ADD and the like!

ADD was just another excuse for the Ass Douche's Generations' parents not to have to admit that their children were internationally intellectually subpar. Giving their parents the license to continue to tell the Ass Douche Generation that they were doing great in all aspects of their upbringing!

Even though the Ass Douche Generation was failing in all respects. Their parents just shoved another trophy at them and said, "here you deserve this trophy for doing absolutely nothing, you win even though your an undeniable failure in all respects and by any conceivable standard"!

My generation called the Ass Douche Generations' ailiments what they were, "mental retardation"!

The Ass Douche Generations montra is: "Something for Nothing"! They make me sick.

I own a company and have them working for me, they are absolutely lazy, self-centered, undisciplined, intellectually slow, lack-luster deplorable wastes of space. But they think they are superior due to the fact that their parents have told them they were ,"special" all of their lives. They now believe it themselves. They are not special. They are a special kind of problem. They are the United States nightmare.

[-] 1 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 10 years ago

I'm on dial-up - anyone have a synopsis? a transcript? no?

ah. too bad. I'm sure I would find it highly entertaining. I find no end of pleasure in those who find it absolutely necessary to engage in ad hominem as opposed to engaging the message.

Especially when the message is this loud . . .

rant on you nimrods!

[-] 0 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

This is some of what he said:


“We’ve created a bunch of fucking self-entitled monsters. And this has become the pursuit of my life where people are so far out of it in what they expect and what they think realistic is and what the set of rules that pertains to them versus the other guys- Because that’s what the bottom line is. ‘I want my Most Valuable Player trophy.’ ‘Well, you’re the slowest, fattest guy on the team.’ Why should he get one and I don’t?’ ‘Because he busts his ass and he runs a 4.4 40. That’s why he gets one.’ ‘Well, this is bullshit.’ And then everyone gets involved and everyone gives everyone a participation trophy and then everyone feels good about themselves but it’s not based on anything. You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because someone yelled at you to feel good about yourself and you got a fake fucking piece of plastic that was sprayed gold and had your name on a plaque at the bottom. And, when these people become adults and enter the work place”

[-] 1 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 10 years ago

well, I guess Wall Street better look out, because according to CBS, Congress is handing out participation medals . . .

Can't remember the gal's name, but she introduced legislation to ban Congress and their staffers from using inside info to conduct trades on the market - initial response: 9 co-signers.

now she has 138

And this is just beginning . . .

self-entitled monsters on the loose!


[-] 0 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

"ban Congress and their staffers from using inside info to conduct trades on the market".

This is an issue everybody can agree with. This is bullshit that they come to congress fairly comfortable and in a few years their filthy fucking rich.

[-] 1 points by ZenDogTroll (13032) from South Burlington, VT 10 years ago

like I said,

we're just getting started.

[-] 1 points by MiddleRoadThinker (1) 10 years ago

just wondering if any OWS supporters can make a clear, concise argument against what Carolla is saying, rather than dismiss his opinions as "unimportant".........seemed spot-on to me......

[-] 0 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

Lets not hold our breath.

[-] 1 points by shoozTroll (17632) 10 years ago

Wutza Adam Carolla?

Must you dig folks out of the ditch to pick@occupy?

[-] 1 points by GirlFriday (17435) 10 years ago

At no time in my life has Adam Carolla's thoughts mattered. Ever.

[-] 0 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

At no time in my life has GirlFriday's thoughts mattered. Ever.

[-] 1 points by GirlFriday (17435) 10 years ago

yeah, but I never made the assumption that they did, unlike this clown who desperately needs a Dr. Drew to balance is stupidity.

[-] -1 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

I never made the assumption that you made the assumption that you thought I made the assumption that they did.

[-] 1 points by CrossingtheDivided (357) from Santa Ysabel, CA 10 years ago

Ooh, Big surprise. His parents were very tolerant hippies. We don't need Freud to figure this out.

What is surprising is how unfunny he's gotten since his Luvline days. What a bitter, over-privileged schmuck. And his rants now are about as insightful as Michael Savage's, which to some trolls on here might sound like a complement.

[-] -1 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

Yeah,hit kinda close to home huh?

[-] 1 points by CrossingtheDivided (357) from Santa Ysabel, CA 10 years ago


His stale cartoon propaganda version of what Occupy people are about is pitiably clueless.

I don't fit any of the stereotypes.

[-] 1 points by alexrai (851) 10 years ago

haha, says the guy pictured gettin' high on a brown chemical solvent sitting beside by a smelly football helmet; I bet he hasn't even had a shower today. How am I supposed to take him seriously?

[-] 0 points by tedscrat (-96) 10 years ago

Sweet! He should run for president! I wish one, I mean one, congressman or presidential candidate would speak up like this. I have a thick skin, I won't get offended. Clean up his language a bit and it is just about spot-on how I raise my children.

[-] 0 points by fishb8 (62) 10 years ago

Somebody needs to call the occupee'rs what they are. Too bad he minced his words and held so much back

[-] 0 points by karenpoore (902) 10 years ago

I won't even waste my time listening to this. I am 64 and I have worked all my life with no help from anyone including family which I did not or do not have!

[-] 0 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

You really should listen,makes a lot of sense. By the way,bully for you.

[-] 0 points by karenpoore (902) 10 years ago

Googled him ... give me a break! First Frank Miller, now Adam Carolla. The comedian launched in an anti-Occupy Wall Street tirade during in a video interview posted online by the conservative Media Research Center. Carolla blasted the organizers as envious, “self-entitled monsters.” He blamed faulty parenting, saying, “We’re now dealing with the first wave of participation trophy [parenting]” when “everyone gives everyone a participation trophy and then everyone feels good about themselves but it’s not based on anything.”

[-] 0 points by karenpoore (902) 10 years ago

Envious? That is so funny ... Oh, that is right he is a comedian!

[-] 0 points by karenpoore (902) 10 years ago

Someone that classifieds/stereotypes everyone into one culture - “ass douches”? Why should I spend my time when there are so many more intelligent people out there.

[-] 0 points by DoodlesWeaver (64) 10 years ago

Adam Carolla is correct and hit the nail on the head.

OWS = Ass Douche Generation.

OWS = Onerous Whiney Sphincters

[-] 0 points by karenpoore (902) 10 years ago

So how many generations are you talking about asks this 64 year old woman?


[-] -1 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

Great definition for OWS.

[-] -2 points by brettdecker (68) 10 years ago

You've got to hear this. It is a great assessment of OWS.