Forum Post: 100,000 new jobs promised by next spring

Reuters - November 10, 2011

100,000 new jobs are to be created by next spring says a military representative. "We are creating troops for an invasion of Iran due to begin next summer. All men and women fit to fight are welcome to apply."

Military officials are promising competitive packages which will include high pays, health and dental care benefits, and a small house for their families. If the invasion goes well, more jobs will be planned next autumn.

"This idea is to create world peace by stabilizing the situation in the Middle East. We are confident the invasion next summer will be well received by our allies, and we have confirmation that some of those countries will help fund our efforts. At this point, we want to go in alone, but we are open to financial support."

Officials from NATO have yet to respond and most UNESCO representatives have been laid off after US retired its funding for the organization.