If I were any more helpless, I'd have to have a teat IV from the government. I love getting in bed with the government because I get so much more than a good night's sleep, if you know what I mean. I used to be able to crap in a fruit jar at 50 steps, now I can't hit the Grand Canyon if while standing in it.
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Jan. 2, 2012