GirIFriday

Ron Paul 2012

My mother spikes up Draino and did so while she was pregnant with me.

I am in the Book of World Records For The Most Fire Hydrant Impaling In A Single Week. I sat on and hid 97 of them while benefiting many poor and beaten down people with free parking. I used Tar Sands for lube and douch with Frack Water.

I lie so much I have to get other people to call my pet rock.

Joined Dec. 27, 2011