Forum Post: Will This Get Me Sent To Guantanamo?
Posted 12 years ago on Feb. 6, 2012, 10:03 p.m. EST by Renaye
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Will This Get Me Sent To Guantanamo?
Sunday, February 5th, 2012 | Posted by Kevin Barrett
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the Washington DC beltway.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks,
“What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom, otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
“About a gallon!”
Normally I wouldn’t expect to get sent to Guantanamo for telling anti-Congress jokes. But these days, anything is possible. Especially if you’re Muslim. Or Irish…”
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/02/05/will-this-get-me-sent-to-guantanamo/
This made me smile:)
No, but it may get you a gig on the Laugh Factory. Haha.
LOL !!! + If you're an 'Irish Muslim' you might as well give yourself up now ... lol !! Or NOT 'lol' - as the case may be ! verum ex absurdo ...
hilarious!
A-hahahaha.
:) funny
hahahhhhh!!!
LOL.
Too funny! Some levity is a good thing.
Funny !! Clever!!
LOL good one
Lol! That's a good one.
Laugh!!!
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Now how did I know you'd say that?! That's ok, you're entitled.
Funny!! I needed that!
Ok...that was funny!
That's hysterical!!! I laughed sooooo hard!
No it probably won't. Great joke by the way.
I wish I could take credit for it! I didn't know how much I needed to laugh until I read this.
:) Lol! Yes, I think we can all stand for a little comic relief!!
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