Forum Post: What Obama should say tonight

He should look into the camera and say "Boy it's been weird trying to prepare for this event. There are so many combinations and permutations of shapes that a candidate could take I couldn't possibly prepare for each and every possible Mitt Romney who might show up here tonight. I ask you the American people to be patient."

When later the right wingers start bellowing about the words "boy" and "Weird" (supposed anti mormon slur) the surrogate should brush both words off and accuse the other camp of being paranoid.