What is the Difference, I say, between a drunkard and an elite conservative shill . . .

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I will tell you what the difference is . . .

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While surely it is true

that neither do know shame,

Yet I say, that when a drunkard pees in public

he only pees himself and bears the stain;

While the conservative on the other hand

with laughter and good cheer

will urinate on your head

remain unstained

and claim proudly unto all that it is raining.

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