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Forum Post: Whaaat - NO COUNTER-DEMONSTRATORS??? Lemme help you with that..

Posted 13 years ago on Oct. 21, 2011, 9:39 p.m. EST by TIOUAISE (2526)
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I just learned through an article in the MSM that there at present are NO counter-demonstrators to be found anywhere in the streets of America. What is happening here? Some form of "failure of the imagination" or, even worse, "collective erectile dysfunction" on the part of the 1% ?

As some of you may already know, I was the first serious researcher to delve into the arcane science of... TROLLOSOPHY. And suddenly it hit me like a lightning bolt : that compilation of "wisdom quotes" that I assembled from all corners of Trolldom could serve as SLOGANS for the uninspired 1% who just can't seem to "man up" to the OWS protestors...

Here is a selection of my personal favorites:

"END the fight against corruption!"

"Honesty is the WORST policy"

"CITIZENS UNITED against Social Justice!"

"Common decency is WAAAY overrated"

" 'You The People' SUCK!!!!"

"NO YOU CAN'T!"

"Be kind... adopt a billionaire!"

"Truth is a lie and lies are the truth!"

"Poor? Sick? Unemployed? TOUGH!!!"

"Try misery - it builds character!"

"Padlock all foodbanks - Let 'em STAAARVE!"

"Ban the baby bottle - no more FREE HANDOUTS for the little suckers!"

"BLAME the poor, make'em feel ashamed - that's the American way!"

"IGNORE thy neigbor!"

"Screw all those losers who 'thirst and hunger for Justice'!"

"Jesus was a no-good bleeding-heart LIBERAL! Crucify the hippie!"

"Hate is good - love is for SISSIES!"

"Genocide, rape and plunder are what made America GREAT!!!"

"Morality is for suckers!"

"In Greed We Trust"

"There is no god but MONEY! Worship MAMMON!!!"

"WHO are we sworn to serve? MAMMON! MAMMON! MAMMON!"

"Evil is good and Good is evil" (considered to be the summation of TROLLOSOPHY)

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[-] 1 points by gawdoftruth (3698) from Santa Barbara, CA 13 years ago

thanks for the comic relief.

[-] -1 points by TIOUAISE (2526) 13 years ago

Comic? It's not comical, it's TRAGIC... These slogans are a true reflection of what far too many Americans REALLY think in their heart of hearts. Why even GOP candidate Cain recently said that the poor have only themselves to blame! And a good many on the so-called "Christian Right" - even "prosperity gospel" preachers - are IN THEIR HEARTS worshippers of Mammon.

"America's soul has become poisoned" M L King

[-] 1 points by gawdoftruth (3698) from Santa Barbara, CA 13 years ago

well. yeah, its comic and tragic.

[-] 0 points by TIOUAISE (2526) 13 years ago

It's so tragic that we HAVE to laugh so as not to cry...

[-] 1 points by jamesvapor (221) 13 years ago

"let them eat cake" ?

[-] 1 points by pissedoffconstructionworker (602) 13 years ago

I like "I am a good dog. Master loves me! He will give me treats! You are all bad dogs! Master will not give you treats. He will beat you! Beat the bad dogs, Master! Woof!"