Forum Post: we need humor...
Posted 13 years ago on Oct. 20, 2011, 8:38 p.m. EST by Skippy2
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A man washes up on a deserted island with a male dog and a female sheep. After several weeks he gets lonely. At sunset he is sitting on the beach with the dog and sheep. He looks at the sheep and thinks,"why not nobody is around". So he puts his arm around the sheep. The dog goes nuts and starts barking and snapping. This happens every night for weeks. One day a life raft floats up on the beach. The man looks in and finds Nancy Pelosi, half dead. He nurses her back with water, coconuts anf fish. A few evenings later, they are all sitting on the beach. The dog and the sheep, the man and Nancy Pelosi. Nancy says," I cant thank you enough, is there anything I can do for you? anything at all". The man thinks for a moment and says"Can you take my dog for a walk"