Forum Post: Walmart Crackdown needed (satire)

Violence being reported at Walmart's all over the nation.

I call upon the Mayors of our great cities to ban together, co-ordinate with the government, and shut down all these Walmart's before more people get hurt. You can no longer ignore the conditions within these Walmart's.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/25/black-friday-violence-reported-at-stores-across-country/

Quote "It what seems to be a burgeoning Black Friday tradition, some reports of violence erupted throughout the country. Authorities in Los Angeles say that 20 people suffered minor injuries at a local Walmart when a woman used pepper spray on them to get to the front of the line when the store opened Thursday evening. Police in Fayetteville, N.C. are hunting for two suspects after gunfire went off early Friday in the Cross Creek Mall."