Forum Post: trick-or-treaters

Them: Trick or Treat!

Me: You people disgust me, always looking for handouts. Well, not on my watch. If you want some candy, I have a little piece of advice for you: Get a job, sir. The lazy shall not be rewarded here. Maybe if you showed a little ambition in your costume design, a little creativity, initiative, the things that made this country great, you might get something from me. There are plenty of jobs for seven year old boys in this great free land; maybe you just havent looked hard enough. And if you are thinking of coming back here to vandalize my property, for which i have worked very hard, you had better think again! Maybe you haven't gotten to the constitutional segment of social studies yet, but there is a little thing called The Second Amendment and if you want to test me, you'll be very sorry. Now get away from my property unless you want to be arrested!