Forum Post: “The UC Davis Pepper Spray Turkey” recipe:

The Occupation of Christmas brings you holiday cooking tip #27: “The UC Davis Pepper Spray Turkey” recipe.

While this turkey is not made with actual pepper spray, it does contain cayenne pepper which contains the capsaicin -- an active ingredient in pepper spray . Ingredients:

2 gallons cold water 3 cups brown sugar 3/4 cup kosher salt 2.5 tbsp cayenne pepper (HOT!) 1 Pablano pepper 1 14-20 lb turkey 1 onion, roughly chopped 2-3 large carrots, chopped 2 tbsp olive oil 4 tbsp butter

Directions:

1.The day before you plan to roast your turkey, wash it with cold water and pat dry. Then, combine the ingredients for the brine (water, sugar, salt, cayenne pepper) in a very large pot (32 quart) or bucket (hey, whatever works! Just make sure it’s clean). Stir until brown sugar and salt dissolve. Add turkey to brine, cover with a lid or plastic wrap and place in the fridge for 12-24 hours. 2.The day of, remove turkey from the fridge, dump out the brine and pat the bird dry. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. 3.Place chopped onion, pablano pepper, and carrots at the bottom of a roasting pan and place turkey on top of vegetables. Tie up the legs of the turkey with butcher’s twine (easily accessible at your local grocery store this time of year) and tuck the wings under. 4.Drizzle olive oil all over the turkey and place in the oven to roast for 3 ½ to 4 ½ hours, depending on the size of the bird. When cooked, the internal temperature of the turkey should be 170 degrees. 5.Right when the turkey comes out of the oven, rub butter all over the skin. Then, let the turkey rest for 30-45 minutes before carving.

Add more or less cayenne depending on how committed you are to the cause.

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