Forum Post: The Late Show's Top Ten List Of Things That Could Go Wrong With The Occupy Movement:
Posted 12 years ago on Dec. 7, 2011, 1:31 a.m. EST by puff6962
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So, tonight's list describes events which may signify the Occupation has taken a wrong turn somewhere.....all in jest.
Number 10: The 1% start agreeing with you.
Number 9: Starbucks offers a new flavor blend....."Occupiato Macchiato."
Number 8: Dennis Kucinich's wife tells you all to stop banging those drums so damn loud.
Number 7: Fox News begins to say nice things about you.
Number 6: Gary Busey moves into the tent next door.
Number 5: A new system of economics, overlooked and untried for nine thousand years, becomes the favored solution of the Occupy Movement.
Number 4: The Official "Occupy Collection" goes on sale at J. Crew.
Number 3: The Occupy forum changes the wait from 2 minutes to 5 minutes between responses. Ouch!
Number 2: Internet porn just loses it's allure.
And, the Number One sign that things may have taken a wrong turn,
Gawd-of-fruit (Gawdoftruth) is declared Emperor of Zuccotti Park.
What?
Just jackin it.
Ah I see, I was quite confused ^^;;
Perhaps I need sleep.
Meant to be a little funny. I couldn't find the best wording to convey exactly what I wanted to say and be funny. Perhaps I need sleep as well.
See if the new version reads better....hopefully.
Haha it is fine, I'm just a dolt. : p
Feel free to suggest your own.