Forum Post: The answers to all of our problems are...

... in Area 51. A little grey man told me. For reealz yo! He be like: Yo Digi... you light my space doobie and I'll tell you a storay about my plantez fiscal messes. He (or it... i dunno... nothing going on down there if you know what i meanz) said that the solution to their problems was growing vast fields of pot, then lighting them on firez. The pot smoke made the wholze planet calm and mellow... ya know? Everybody became friends and then they all invented the UFO and flew all over this beeyotch. For realz yo!