Yes, I said it, worms. The proper spelling of that party that Kneels before Koch.suckery must, hence forth and forever more, be automatic and immutable.

Let there be no more false spellings - rather let us insist that as a bare beginning to the settlement of this nation's ills will and must be a general and universal chorus of laughter and jeers at conservative shillery and other assorted repelican nonsense.

R.e.p.e.l.i.c.a.n.

That is not simply the proper spelling, it is the only spelling of that party's name that can be acceptable before the public.

So too, for the term conservative, a like disposition must be devised. All instances of the terms conservative, conservatism and the like must be automatically replaced with any of several alternatives:

Koch.suckery

Conservative Koch.whores

Conservative shillary

and the like.

Let there be no instance of the former common usage of these terms found anywhere within the cyber universe but rather let them be automatically replaced as specified herein.

And let the conservative Koch.sucking scum who prowl this earth know that cold finger of fear trailing up their gnarled spines as the whole world is brought to laughter over their nakedness and let them howl in anguish and in tears.