Forum Post: Problem-Reaction-Solution

The Problem-Americans must demand disarmament of civilians so that the task of imposing Total Enslavement upon them will be less difficult for the Servants of The Masters of the Universe-Reaction-As a scattered platoon of "Troubled Loners"perpetrate ever more terrifying and gruesome gun rampages,the American People feel fear,terror,anger,frustration.Voices are raised,tears are shed,hands are wrung-but still,Americans fail to universally demand that civilians be disarmed...SO-The next shooting will have to be EVEN WORSE than 20 4th graders literally shot to pieces! Because after this most recent atrocity,NOTHING will be done to promote gun safety or try to address the problem of gun rampages in ANY WAY! Troubled Loners-put on your thinking caps-this one will be hard to top.A first rate imagination is what is wanted.Of course,The Trashy One has a lurid imagination that is more than equal to the challenge but I am NOT going to help you out.Troubled Loners who want to go on Gun Rampages are the worst of the worst.Hey,Troubled Loners-FUCK YOU!