Forum Post: OWS really is a cover up for something terrible!

My eyes have been opened today. I have now realized that OWS is nothing more than an elaborate plot by george soros and moveon.org. Here's how they have done it.

Gythrax the destroyer came down from planet atheist to earth because he saw that America had just been founded by Christopher Columbus (AND NO ONE ELSE! DON'T YOU DARE SAY OTHERWISE!). SNARL Gythrax said,"If America spreads capitalism and faith around the galaxy, then surely my master plan to to conquer freedom and family values will be thwarted! NYYYARRRRR!" Gythrax roared. "If only there were a way to undermine them and their ways",Gythrax pondered aloud.

"AH-HA!", he said."I'll dispatch my minions George Soros,Michael Moore and Keith Olberman down to america! By spreading liberalism,tolerance and equality (the obvious cancer to freedom lovers everywhere)amongst Americans(because that's apparently the only country on the entire planet),I will surely win this battle and all of humanities souls will be enslaved to communism! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gythrax shrieked with laughter,confident that his master plan would work........But 200+ years had passed,and even with his covert muslim puppet Barack Obama(Who won the presidency illegally thru Soros' established,well funded liberal media outlets),they just couldn't do it quick enough. (I know what you are thinking "How did his 3 minions survive that long?" They are vampires! Get it? Because all liberals are blood sucking para-I know you get it)

There just had to be something that he can do to help speed up the communist process in america.For if he didn't before planet atheist's crystal moon aligned with the 3rd sun of gandor,he would be sucked back to his home planet,where he would be executed!(see? the plot thickens.) So,he and Soros started adbusters.org,which in turn started a fake movement called occupy wallstreet(he got the example from jesus and the koch bros because they started the tea party a few years ago). So now we are two months into Gythrax's master plan and all is going swimmingly.

Though he faces fierce opposition from the people that only want to do good in this world(Glen Beck,all of fox news Rush Limbaugh and Andrew breitbart),it is nothing that concerns him.Soon,before the moon is aligned Gythrax's plan will come to pass and america will fall! BAWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now you all know the real truth about OWS.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!