Forum Post: NEWS BREAK-Public Service Announcement
Posted 13 years ago on Nov. 14, 2011, 7:54 p.m. EST by Rob
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It has been reported that more cases of Cranial-Rectal-Insertion, CRI, are occuring at Occupy camps around the country. Symptoms include ramblings about Jews, Fox news, anything right wing. The fist sign of CRI is when an occupier speaks. if you or anyone you know is experiencing symptoms of CRI, please seek help immediatly as suffocation will occur. Most occupiers have had successful recoveries as they had been previously brain dead prior to CRI. Unfortunatly relapses tend to occur in 99% of CRI cases.
TROLL
Yin, it is you again. Would you like me to bake you some trollhouse cookies?
"Mom called" to say it's way past your bedtime.
PITTER PATTER PITTER PATTER PITTER PATTER PITTER PATTER
Now that's a good little troll. Nighty-night!
You need to work on your sound effects. Maybe you should hire a Foley artist.