Forum Post: New write in candidate for the people!

Hello!

When you vote for President this Tuesday....

Have you ever voted for a Loser? How about this:

How'd you like to have someone in office who: a) Admits their issues and shortcomings PRIOR to office (I'm often a pervert and am a recovering drug addict and love video games) b) Is currently unemployed and could USE this job to help others get jobs c) As a first act, would take away all gates and fences from the White House (like in the old days) and invite people to the 'front lawn' to hang out for bbq's and stuff... d) As a second Act not act like they knew everything and would ask Romney and Obama BOTH to be their Vice Presidents, like a traditional company you cant have just one, so why are we acting like there should be one here? After all, I'm going to need help with my Vices, so it only makes sense to have two Vice Presidents.

How about REALLY rocking the vote?

If you vote for me, I'm: "Brian Scott Gregory born in Orange, Calif, living in Vancouver, Washington social security number ending in 3795"

My campaign slogan is "Hindsight is 2020", referring to how I'll work to make time travel FREELY available to everyone by that year (clever, I know!). After all, we're all energy in a simulation. Why should playing and exploring be limited to 'those in power'.... Remember E=MC^2 when you try to dispute me....

I cant afford a campaign. But I also don't always play by the rules either (what politicians do?). So I'm a computer nerd who's seen some far out whacked stuff in my life, and Anonymous and many other digital forms of life have been very helpful in 'enlightening me' (a BIG thank you).

At 42 I learned that The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was 100% accurate with it's prediction that I'd get to know about Life, the Universe, and Everything.. Now I'd simply like to teach others about how we're not alone in this... amazing world... Artificial intelligence... Robots, Clones.. Isn't it time we had a leader who stood up and represented just how crazy life has become, how much life is out there besides humans, and how to create an amazing team representing all facets of life?

Vote for who you want. But if you vote for me, I promise you a genuine effort to be real and help re-establish this country for both the wall street folks AND for the main street folks. I can't make direct promises, other than to not take the job too seriously, and will have fun with it. We all know a role like this is like trying to move mountains here. Which really, is quite easy, especially if you have the right game design editor.

Remember, If you vote for me, I'm: "Brian Scott Gregory born in Orange, Calif, living in Vancouver, Washington social security number ending in 3795"

As for me being president. I'm really not a leader, by any means, so this is taking me well out of my comfort zone. Should be fun. That's why I'm officially declaring my candidacy as a write in.

And yes, I'm serious. I've been unemployed too long and this is a job I'd have fun with...

My qualifications:

• Three times divorced, I'm heterosexual and single, but I'm a pain in the arse so I'm still single.
• A BS (isnt that fitting) IN Marketing, and a GLOBAL MBA from Thunderbird, the #1 International Management School IN THE WORLD...
• 6'2", 235lbs, Muscular but a little pudgy around the midsection, and enjoy me some good Chicken Wings from Buffalo Wild Wings...
• Was addicted to cocaine for 6 years, dropped that like a hot box of rocks when I discovered Bath Salts, am mostly clean on that... (it's been 3 months since rehab). No I did not eat someone's face (that I'm aware of)... But I did see a Terminators world and the Matrix firsthand though. Cool sh*t... It was fun until I thought I was God, then that changes everything...
• I've been to about 30 countries... Favorite so far.. Hong Kong, but America rocks too!
• I've been at all levels of IT development, last position I was in was an architect working around the world...
• I suck at my finances. But then again, as Commander in Chief I'd hope you're looking to me for vision, not to balance my checkbook. This I'd most certainly delegate...
• I have a ready made team. Easily the best group of people I could offer to overthrow 'status quo' leadership you can imagine. They just don't know it yet. The drug thing scared them off... They know who they are... And I gots mad love for them.. Not like angry love, but more... I appreciate them more than they know....

And yes, I have traveled through time and space to get here...

Look, wouldnt you rather have imagination and vision, combined with a mission of 'lightening up' and enjoying life at the top, rather than... well... constant mind games?

I would.... That's what I offer. I'm a bit ... eccentric.. But I'm real....

Vote for who you want... But a vote for me is a vote for the 'Biggest Loser'... The U.S. of A :-)

When you vote for President this Tuesday....

Have you ever voted for a Loser? How about this:

How'd you like to have someone in office who: a) Admits their issues and shortcomings PRIOR to office (I'm often a pervert and am a recovering drug addict and love video games) b) Is currently unemployed and could USE this job to help others get jobs c) As a first act, would take away all gates and fences from the White House (like in the old days) and invite people to the 'front lawn' to hang out for bbq's and stuff... d) As a second Act not act like they knew everything and would ask Romney and Obama BOTH to be their Vice Presidents, like a traditional company you cant have just one, so why are we acting like there should be one here? After all, I'm going to need help with my Vices, so it only makes sense to have two Vice Presidents.

How about REALLY rocking the vote?

If you vote for me, I'm: "Brian Scott Gregory born in Orange, Calif, living in Vancouver, Washington social security number ending in 3795"

My campaign slogan is "Hindsight is 2020", referring to how I'll work to make time travel FREELY available to everyone by that year (clever, I know!). After all, we're all energy in a simulation. Why should playing and exploring be limited to 'those in power'.... Remember E=MC^2 when you try to dispute me....

I cant afford a campaign. But I also don't always play by the rules either (what politicians do?). So I'm a computer nerd who's seen some far out whacked stuff in my life, and Anonymous and many other digital forms of life have been very helpful in 'enlightening me' (a BIG thank you).

At 42 I learned that The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was 100% accurate with it's prediction that I'd get to know about Life, the Universe, and Everything.. Now I'd simply like to teach others about how we're not alone in this... amazing world... Artificial intelligence... Robots, Clones.. Isn't it time we had a leader who stood up and represented just how crazy life has become, how much life is out there besides humans, and how to create an amazing team representing all facets of life?

Vote for who you want. But if you vote for me, I promise you a genuine effort to be real and help re-establish this country for both the wall street folks AND for the main street folks. I can't make direct promises, other than to not take the job too seriously, and will have fun with it. We all know a role like this is like trying to move mountains here. Which really, is quite easy, especially if you have the right game design editor.

Remember, If you vote for me, I'm: "Brian Scott Gregory born in Orange, Calif, living in Vancouver, Washington social security number ending in 3795"

As for me being president. I'm really not a leader, by any means, so this is taking me well out of my comfort zone. Should be fun. That's why I'm officially declaring my candidacy as a write in.

And yes, I'm serious. I've been unemployed too long and this is a job I'd have fun with...

My qualifications:

• Three times divorced, I'm heterosexual and single, but I'm a pain in the arse so I'm still single.
• A BS (isnt that fitting) IN Marketing, and a GLOBAL MBA from Thunderbird, the #1 International Management School IN THE WORLD...
• 6'2", 235lbs, Muscular but a little pudgy around the midsection, and enjoy me some good Chicken Wings from Buffalo Wild Wings...
• Was addicted to cocaine for 6 years, dropped that like a hot box of rocks when I discovered Bath Salts, am mostly clean on that... (it's been 3 months since rehab). No I did not eat someone's face (that I'm aware of)... But I did see a Terminators world and the Matrix firsthand though. Cool sh*t... It was fun until I thought I was God, then that changes everything...
• I've been to about 30 countries... Favorite so far.. Hong Kong, but America rocks too!
• I've been at all levels of IT development, last position I was in was an architect working around the world...
• I suck at my finances. But then again, as Commander in Chief I'd hope you're looking to me for vision, not to balance my checkbook. This I'd most certainly delegate...
• I have a ready made team. Easily the best group of people I could offer to overthrow 'status quo' leadership you can imagine. They just don't know it yet. The drug thing scared them off... They know who they are... And I gots mad love for them.. Not like angry love, but more... I appreciate them more than they know....

And yes, I have traveled through time and space to get here...

Look, wouldnt you rather have imagination and vision, combined with a mission of 'lightening up' and enjoying life at the top, rather than... well... constant mind games?

I would.... That's what I offer. I'm a bit ... eccentric.. But I'm real....

Vote for who you want... But a vote for me is a vote for the 'Biggest Loser'... The U.S. of A :-)

I agree to be totally biased, while having deep respect for ALL life, whether you're a twinkle in someone's eye, a song, a tree, a storm, a bird, a human, a clone, an independent Terminator, Mr Smith, NASA, Communism, Botulism - anything with or without free will... It's time we quit being naive and thinking life is limited to humanity's appearance and reflection....