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A Quick look @ FFTU local 420 Freaks,Free Loaders, & Transients Union LOCAL 420 PORTLAND OREGON "tHIS union is built on its members, AND TAX PAYERS MONEY.” • Members, who don’t work, make up this union and pay dues. We in the Freaks, Free Loader, & Transients Union Local 420 Portland Oregon, have no desire to determine our own destiny. We members of the Freaks, Free Loader, & Transients Union Local 420 Portland Oregon leave it to our benevolent Governments to take care of us. The members of the Freaks Free Loaders & Transients Union do not respect any form of authority, but demand that we be respected. All property belongs to the people, and any product that can be used by our members should be made available to our members at no cost. We at the Freaks, Free Loader, & Transients Union Local 420 Portland Oregon will educate at no expense to our members the most effective ways to pan-handle, show you the best locations to extort the most revenue. We will also introduce to the most benevolent elected members of the Democratic Party. For more information please contact Sam at 503-823-4000

FFTU Local 420 Union Meeting Minutes October 13, 2011 Boss of Bosses Sam Adams Apple called meeting to order at 9 a.m., after first entertaining us with his impression of Jacques Chirac choking on a Hot dog. No minutes for the Sept.. Meeting was not offered due to a virus on Secretary Sam’s “pipe organ”'. Bosses' Report: Dick said that contract negations should start soon. Some key points to keep in mind:

1. We want more pots, tents, blankets, and beads.
2. We want the 1% to quit accusing the 99% of commenting crimes.
3. Our new occupation plan calls for us to take all the trade goods that are currently in the collective Trust and "personalize" it, if you know what I mean (lick it, pee on it ect…).
4. Whatever happened to that idea that each of us should get our own belly-dancing genie, and have our every wish be their command? Oh wait, that's what Democrats are for?
5. Solidarity Forever Committee (Julie #3, Jane #4, Jr., Owsley #1, and August Busch III) is working on a Grand Counsel Amendment, that will bestow the title "glorious" upon each of us (along with permanent land grants within the park for the purpose of putting up better tents), which we can then pass along to our heirs. Ignite the Fire! Convention, October 13, 2011Portland Oregon, down town parks (20 percent discount and guaranteed poolside room, if you reserve by October 13 ). 2012 Planning Topic - Popular Culture and the End of the World: How to Entertain the Masses while Crushing Them into Total Submission.