Forum Post: My List of Demands

*Sex. I demand that a different college age blonde chick does me every morning. It's not fair that only the rich good looking people have sex.

*Money. I don't own a gun, so I can't just rob you. I'll ask the government to rob you instead.

*Job. OK I really don't want a job. Unless it involves college girls, and free money. Work sounds hard.

*Equality. I'm not sure what that word means, but it sounds good.

*Free Pot. The government should provide us all with the primo ganja. Skins to wrap it in too.

*Free Medical Care. After all, smoking all that pot, and having all that sex is going to have some repercussions on my body.

*Wall to Wall Carpet. It gets cold in my mom's basement.

*No More War. Someone told me that war is bad. I wouldn't know.