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Forum Post: Ideologies now on sale at discount prices!

Posted 13 years ago on Nov. 26, 2011, 1:15 p.m. EST by Dionysuslives (170)
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Are you tired of your current worldview? Do you long for simple solutions to all of the worlds problems? Don't let two millenia of human history get you down! Progressive social change can be as easy as going to your local supermarket. Whether you're looking to ameliorate the symptoms of an ever-changing global economy, to rebel against the status-quo, or are in search of a new Messiah, the retail outlets of America have an ideology that can work for you. Don't waste time with tedious and exhausting critical thought. Such outdated activities lead only to headaches and unanswerable questions. Purchase your new ideology today!

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[-] 0 points by Edgewaters (912) 13 years ago

Haha. I like it.

[-] 0 points by Dionysuslives (170) 13 years ago

Order now while supplies last! We will not be undersold!

[-] 0 points by Dionysuslives (170) 13 years ago

Now on sale at Best Buy and other fine retailers: Digital Demagogues! (TM) These electronic mouthpieces are available in the likenesses of all your favourite pundits, including but not limited to Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh. Flip their switch and listen as they parrot back what you want to hear. Available now for only $289.95. Soapboxes included!