Forum Post: I went to the toilet and it was "occupied"
Posted 13 years ago on Oct. 8, 2011, 7:59 p.m. EST by antisocialist
(30)
from Rochester, NY
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A large group of people placed themselves inside a public toilet, apparently, to protest something. I knocked on the door and asked why they were "occupying" the toilet for such an unusual amount of time. One replied, "I want to wipe the world clean of the rich. A second said, I want to "pinch off" something for myself. A third said, "we will flush away the need to work for a living". A fourth said, "we refuse to be number 2" . "Thank God!", I said to myself, "at least a small portion of this socialist mob of cry babies is potty trained. "
Sorry that was me in there, I was taking a shit on ANONYMOUS CHRISTIAN TERRORIST.
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