Forum Post: How to occupy in 10 easy steps.

How to occupy something in protest in 10 easy steps:

1. Don't shower for a week.

2. Tell your friends not to shower for a week.

1. Find some place to set up camp, but not too close to those you're actually protesting against, it might annoy them.

1. Expect someone else to take the responsibility of and bear the financial costs related to renting a port-o-crapper.

1. Sit, do nothing. Then bitch about how the minimum wage should be $100,000 a year, bitch that having a job is a right. Bitch some more about not having a job rather than going out and looking for one or going into business for yourself.

1. Find hippies, beat drum circles, annoy neighbors. stink some more.

1. Call for a general strike. Really WTF does that accomplish? Hardly any of you have jobs.

1. Still refuse to shower. Start to look and smell like the homeless. Declare solidarity with the homeless. Tell the homeless that if they protest with you that you'll feed them. Catch body lice from the homeless.

1. Preach Marxism, piss off mainstream America and be delusional by denying the fact that you need their support, beat drum circles, bitch, stink and scratch a lot. Enjoy a face full of Pepper Spray courtesy of the NYPD.

2. Come unprepared, get wet, get cold, catch a brutal respiratory virus. Spend you last $5 on a tube of RID lice treatment thanks to the homeless guy sleeping next to you. Watch someone else die from exposure due to lack of preparedness, get your ass kicked by the cops, lose you nerve, declare victory, go home and occupy your parent's basement.