Forum Post: Have Some Tea
Posted 13 years ago on Oct. 4, 2011, 12:53 a.m. EST by NortonSound
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Have Some Tea! By Norton Sound, September, 2011
It’s the Greatest recession since the Great Depression! Please step down this way! We’re mixing up a new concoction a drink, a product, a unit of net profit in tea, take a sip please, forget the cool-aid, oh yes, this new corporate offering’s gonna bring ‘em to their knees! We’re simultaneously eliminating jobs faster than you can make ‘em while cutting the social safety net in a squeeze, thus creating a new underclass we’re test-marketing right now called “The Super-Poor”!
Do you like it? The product of our own spreadsheet analysis. Well like any new product it’s going to take some getting used to. So here’s the picture, we want to see masses of the “The Super-Poor” desperate on the landscape of America. We will fight tooth and nail for this goal. Why in a few months or days they’ll be willing to work for almost nothing, price of labor goes through the floor. My hard drive’s spinning in overdrive over new profits in the trillions. That’s why we say,
It’s the Greatest recession since the Great Depression! Please step down this way! We’re mixing up a new concoction a drink, a product, a unit of net profit in tea, take a sip please, forget the cool-aid, oh yes, this new corporate offering’s gonna bring ‘em to their knees! We’re simultaneously eliminating jobs faster than you can make ‘em while cutting the social safety net in a squeeze, thus creating a new underclass we’re test-marketing right now called “The Super-poor”! Have some tea!
"Why in a few months or days they’ll be willing to work for almost nothing, price of labor goes through the floor."
Actually, it is illegal to hire someone for less than the arbitrary, unconstitutional minimum wage. So rather than working for six dollars an hour, something perhaps the coffee shop down the street could afford to pay, the poor will apparently have to go without work.