Forum Post: Dimon Sees More Regulator Scrutiny After Whale Loss
Posted 11 years ago on April 11, 2013, 7:53 p.m. EST by GirlFriday
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The bet on credit derivatives that lost more than $6.2 billion was “extremely embarrassing, opened us up to severe criticism, damaged our reputation and resulted in litigation and investigations that are still ongoing,” Dimon said yesterday in a letter to shareholders. “We received regulatory orders requiring improved performance in multiple areas, including mortgage foreclosures, anti-money laundering procedures and others. Unfortunately, we expect we will have more of these.”
Dimon, 57, again accepted blame on the New York-based bank’s behalf for the mistakes and said he felt “terrible that we let our regulators down.” The loss was “the stupidest and most embarrassing situation I have ever been a part of.”
You see? And that folks is why he is richer than you. His coolness is so overwhelming
He has not problem getting up there and taking a beating, thats for sure. Im sure being a lifelong political contributor, and working for one of the most powerful groups on the planet might give him that extra edge.
Somehow, I'm not buying the whole he's embarrassed thing.
How about :
Quivering with relief that he ain't gonna get a Bernie Madoff Makeover.
But, he needs one.
TRUTH and He is not alone in that need.
:)
https://www.google.com/search?q=jamie+dimon+zombie&aq=f&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=7VhnUaWvOpTo8QT16YGoBw&biw=1366&bih=641&sei=8FhnUdCyEIvI9QS9o4H4Cw#imgrc=fwRKaY2tIT2Y_M%3A%3BtS7CWGq2hHmYuM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.themidnightcafe.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2012%252F08%252Fcec26_jamie-dimon-stupid-crook-fraud.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.themidnightcafe.com%252Fpage%252F4%252F%3B630%3B420
That separated at birth one just nails it.
Fuckin banker CEOs, gotta love em. Blankfein is a real masacist too.