Forum Post: Dear Poor Person: The reason why I can't give you money
Posted 12 years ago on July 11, 2012, 11:25 a.m. EST by freewriterguy
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Dear Poor Person, The reason why I can't give you money is the government will penalize me a whopping 15% gift tax. So I am swayed to give to 501c3 charities so I can get a tax write off. Unfortunately however if you research the form 990 for nearly every charity (except for one that I found) they all pay themselves 500-600k salaries and the hospital charities pay their doctors millions in "research" so again there just any money left on the table to help you. We did make it law that you can park your trailer in trailer parks for 600 dollars a month space rent. Sorry but that is the best we can do for you today.
Please locate the soup kitchen near the trailer park so I can walk there.
Dear rich person:
Do not worry too much. Just fire you accountant, which gave you such a stupid advice. Chances are that they mislead you in other cases too, so you are loosing your money.
Best charities.
Yep. Fire the accountant. You can give up to $13,000 per donee annually without any tax consequences. Any poor person would be thrilled to get $13,000.
This site is very helpful in evaluating charities and avoiding those that help the directors and personnel more than those in need: http://www.charitynavigator.org/
If your a rich person and so inclined to help the poor you can give away up 5 million dollars I think through 2013 and claim one time lifetime gift exclusion
and you can give it away to anyone and multiples of people
Then there is the fact that you don't have any money. That could be a reason.
They own the space and charge me 600 dollars rent, you'd think they could at least mow their own tiny little lawn out of their own pocket book, but no, they make me pay that too, so it is really like paying 640 dollars a month. And yes, a kitchen soup close by would be nice.