Forum Post: Creation of the Universe an Act of Defecation
Posted 13 years ago on Nov. 9, 2011, 1:32 a.m. EST by PoopyPoopyson
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Believe it or not fellas, the very creation of the Universe was an act of defecation...
YES! First come the noise, then come the gas, then come the matter!!! Think about it...in short, we are all pieces of shit floating about in a giant cesspool...and the Universe will end in a Big Crunch (FLUSH!!!)
Now the rate at which this crap er the Universe is expanding leads me to believe it is the direct result of an intake of Asian food, and since Caucasians have displayed a general lack of sophistication in digesting such food, I must conclude that our Defecator-In-Chief or Great One Defecator (G.O.D.) is a light skinned entity, which in turn adds further credence to the Judeo-Christian worldview.
Just some food for thought...
More to come hang in there!
Love you all
Poopy
Poop is the underlying truth of the Universe. Don't shy from it, don't reject it. Embrace it.
Wow. My dogs name is Poopy. How bizarre.
There is no beginning or end. The universe has always been. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEIj9zcLzp0
Today, and in the future, the bounds of our organizing efforts will be intimately linked to the size of the nearest sewer system.