Forum Post: Bloomberg announces that Occupy Wall Street can stay!
Posted 13 years ago on Oct. 10, 2011, 10:27 p.m. EST by twatisha
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Citing an overwhelming number of requests from parents that he continue to provide them with a "time-out" from their leech-like adult "children" who, having found a paucity of demand for jobs requiring advanced degrees in "Trans-Gendered Art History" and "14th Century Bulgarian Poetry", had moved back into their basements and couches, Mayor Bloomberg, today announced, that Occupy Wall Street protesters can stay in the park for as long as they choose. Bloomberg stated:"Its the least that I can do for the parents, many of whose investing activity contributed to my immense fortune!"
You seem to have a real problem with the arts... Did someone make up bad poems about you, or splatter you with finger paints in school? How very sad!
Protesters = Pitiful Losers. You know who you are. You know exactly what I am talking about and you know, deep down, that it is you. You are a, capital L, Loser with a worthless degree, no job, no prospects, no future and a bunch of maxed out credit cards. You live in your parent's basement and live off of their food. You are a soul-crushing disappointment to them. They never mention your name to their friends and cringe when those friends talk about their children.You are a follower. You will align yourself with any group that will have you. The proof of this is the abject suckness of this particular group. Obama 2008 allowed you to contribute your time and money but, after abusing your abject gullibility, they dropped your ass like a red-headed stepchild. Remember those feelings of Joy and Hope? How did that turn out? You are a serial victim of demagogues. Do you really believe that they will not yank away the football yet again, Charlie Brown? Your lack of self esteem is the only evidence that you can get anything right. You are worthless! No matter what you do; nothing will change. As the economy becomes more globally oriented, you will become even more insignificant as we, the winners of America, align ourselves with the like-minded from other nations. You will continue to be ground into the dust beneath our endangered alligator skin Italian loafers. So go and bang your drums and howl at the moon. Just be sure to remember that, with each successive whack of the economic paddle across you collective collectivist's butts, we order you to demand: "THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER."
This is a major coup. Congratulations to all who contributed positively to this tactical win. Keep up the non violence and acting like mature adults. Clean up after yourselves and each other. It's working. The numbers, people and places are growing like crazy. The main stream is pretty universally sympathetic. Politicians aren't. Wonder why? We are attracting plenty of trolls but we are killing them with kindness and rising above their childish baiting. I am proud of you. I haven't seen your Mom's but I bet she is too.
Protesters = Pitiful Losers. You know who you are. You know exactly what I am talking about and you know, deep down, that it is you. You are a, capital L, Loser with a worthless degree, no job, no prospects, no future and a bunch of maxed out credit cards. You live in your parent's basement and live off of their food. You are a soul-crushing disappointment to them. They never mention your name to their friends and cringe when those friends talk about their children.You are a follower. You will align yourself with any group that will have you. The proof of this is the abject suckness of this particular group. Obama 2008 allowed you to contribute your time and money but, after abusing your abject gullibility, they dropped your ass like a red-headed stepchild. Remember those feelings of Joy and Hope? How did that turn out? You are a serial victim of demagogues. Do you really believe that they will not yank away the football yet again, Charlie Brown? Your lack of self esteem is the only evidence that you can get anything right. You are worthless! No matter what you do; nothing will change. As the economy becomes more globally oriented, you will become even more insignificant as we, the winners of America, align ourselves with the like-minded from other nations. You will continue to be ground into the dust beneath our endangered alligator skin Italian loafers. So go and bang your drums and howl at the moon. Just be sure to remember that, with each successive whack of the economic paddle across you collective collectivist's butts, we order you to demand: "THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER."
Troll- Positive contribution please
Winter is coming!
get your frozen protesters in New York !
Who knew that a degree in "Trans-Gendered Art History" wouldn't yield a six figure starting salary with stock options?