Forum Post: Abolish The Dept of Shoes! "Then how's that poor fucker gonna get his shoes?"
Posted 13 years ago on Nov. 9, 2011, 1:13 a.m. EST by ColbertLovesDanSavage
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There's no Dept of Life, so you're responsible for making your own decisions.
"Maybe there's a bundle of rags that I can use." Hey Lordy Mama."
I'll have shoes too because I was raised to be independent and to take responsibility for my own well-being.