Forum Post: A plot by young extremist Cardinals to "OCCUPY VATICAN" has just been thwarted

The young extremists - all 95-years old and under - had a 5-point program :

1 - The immediate resignation of Pope Benedict.

2 - The immediate return of power in the Church to the people who, according to the Bible, ARE the true Church.

3 - The creation of a "Justice and Reconciliation Commission" to examine the failings of the Church throughout history and issue an apology to all of its victims.

4 - The convening of a new "Vatican III Council" to determine how the Church could become truly "Christic", i.e. Christ-like, Christ-inspired.

5 - The transformation of the Vatican into a Museum, with all proceeds to go directly to help the poor.

The plot by the young Cardinals was thwarted at the very last moment, when Pope Benedict, having noticed the theft of his big red hat and little red shoes, suddenly became VERY suspicious...

He is reported to have chastized the young plotters in no uncertain terms : "Why you good-for-nothing liberal commie hippie potheads! You can keep the shoes - Sarah Palin promised to send me another pair - but give me back my big red hat THIS INSTANT, do you hear???"

(Source : "Cippola", Nov 9, 2011)