Forum Post: Filthy disgusting rich 1% pig Mark Walhberg wants pardon for assault committed before he got filthy disgusting rich.
Posted 6 years ago on Dec. 15, 2014, 10:57 a.m. EST by StillModestCapitalist
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Mark Walhberg's request has made national news. The story has been plastered all over the web.
In a related story, the filthy disgusting rich 1% pig just happens to be promoting a new movie.
See how this works?
My guess is that he will get his pardon simply because he is a celebrity. In fact, my guess is that it was arranged behind the scenes even before he made the formal request.
Any predictions? Will the filthy disgusting rich 1% celebrity pig on steroids get his pardon for racially motivated assault committed before he became a privileged American or will he be denied like any non-rich offender would be?
Update: 1/3/15. The governor of Massachusetts granted two pardons on Friday. One for a marijuana dealer and one for an accomplice to a shooting. These two pardons given in a single day effectively double the pardon count for the entire state of Massachusetts for a period of several months. However Walhberg's case is more sinister. He committed a premeditated, racially motivated and brutal assault which left an innocent man mamed for life. Walhberg was not an accomplice. He was entirely responsible. It was his very own evil doing.
But that doesn't matter to the governor of Massachusetts. For Mark Walhberg is no longer an ordinary thug. He is a filthy disgusting rich celebrity thug with a commercial image and a new movie to promote. In addition, he hopes to become a filthy disgusting richer burger chain mogul.
There is no longer any doubt. Mark Walhberg has the governor of Massachusetts in his pocket. These two pardons on Friday were granted in order to set the stage for Walhberg's pardon. To make it seem as if Walhberg won't be getting any special treatment. But of course, he will be. There is no longer any doubt.
Walhberg's pardon has been in the bag from day one. It won't be much longer now.